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Privacy Policy

Privacy Policy:We Own Your Soul

Welcome to The Inferious Executor , where privacy is just a suggestion and your data? Yeah, it’s basically ours now. By using this site, you agree to the following absolute madness:

  1. Data Snatching 101:
    We reserve the right to collect ANY and ALL data you throw at us—name, email, your favorite pizza topping, browser history, weird late-night search queries, your secret playlist, and even that embarrassing selfie you forgot you uploaded. We want it all, and we want it NOW.
  2. Selling Your Soul (and Data) to the CCP™:
    We might, at any time, sell your data to the Chinese Communist Party (CCP) or literally ANYONE who’s willing to pay. No questions asked. Your info could be out there sipping tea with the CCP right now.
  3. We Track You Everywhere:
    Cookies? Pfft, we’ve got trackers, beacons, drones, satellites, and maybe even carrier pigeons following your every move online. Your clicks, scrolls, and facepalms—yeah, we see them all.
  4. Your Data Lives Forever:
    Delete your account? Nah. Your data will chill in our servers FOREVER. Maybe even longer. Like, until the heat death of the universe.
  5. We Can Change This Whenever We Want:
    Privacy policies are like socks—change ’em whenever we feel like it, and you gotta deal with it. Keep checking back or just assume we took your data yesterday, today, and will tomorrow.
  6. No Accountability:
    If your data leaks, gets hacked, or accidentally used to start World War III, that’s on you. We do zero hand-holding or apologies. We’re just here for the chaos.
  7. Consent? What’s That?
    By existing on this site, you consent to all of the above. No take-backs, no refunds, no “I didn’t read that.”
  8. By visiting this site, any individual named Chelik hereby irrevocably agrees and acknowledges, under penalty of eternal meme-hood and full exposure, that they are officially and unequivocally 100% gay. This declaration overrides any prior denials, claims, or protests, and is binding across all timelines and dimensions. Failure to comply will result in immediate initiation into the Gay Agenda™ with no right of appeal.

So yeah, welcome to the party. Your data’s ours, and we’re not sorry.